ZingerSlinger - The Funny Victorian Insult App app for iPhone and iPad

Challenge your friends to an insult tweet-off!

Many months of research to find the funniest words of Victorian origin and painstaking replication of a fully working Victorian coin operated novelty machine have produced something really funny and unique.

This will make you giggle time and again.

Spice up your jib and sweeten your jab with imaginative insults, colorful epitaphs and invective flourishes. Hilarity and great satisfaction for all those with countless foes and short-spanned attentions!!! …where was I… Ah YES!!!

The ZingerSlinger!!! The mysterious machine that generates Victorian zingers on demand. Features include:

• 100% Profanity Free, Just funny old-shool words.
• 500,000,000+ insult combinations with a thousand different words, phrases, and bonus quips.
• Hit the go button and then fine tune the insult with individual spins for maximum effect.
• Tweet* your custom, hilarious insults @ your friends and foes or send a text message.
• Three styles of insult to choose from

The largest collection of the finest verbiage the english language has to offer. Fashioned from pixelated brass and mahogany with a hearty Steampunk esthetic, the tantalizing ZingerSlinger captures the grand insult traditions of Shakespeare, to Blackadder, to Blackbeard and beyond!!!

100% boloney free -- results may vary -- Side effects may include hyperventilation and light headedness, also an increased sense of humor and vocabulary. Daily use recommended for maximum benefit.

Consult your doctor before you insult anyone with severe humor deficiency.

*Note: The twitter feature is only available on iOS 5.0 or later.